Doggie Quotes and Proverbs
Here's a collection of Doggie Quotes. I did not compile them myself and I have no idea who did, so I can't give attribution. I believe these came to me in the form of a forwarded email.
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." --Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." --Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." --Dave Barry
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." --Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." --Aldous Huxley"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." --Ann Landers
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." --Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." --Sue Murphy
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul: chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --Anne Tyler
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." --Rita Rudner
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." --Dereke Bruce
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." --Ben William"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." --Edward Abbey
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." --Unknown
Reader Comments (2)
These are funny. My dog died about 4 years ago, and we have not gotten another one yet, instead being currently ruled by two felines. I do wish for another dog, and these quotes make me wish harder. Now I need an Ivy story and picture as a pick me up, please.
Hi Elle, Ivy just presented me with another great "life with Ivy" story and photo op but I probably won't have time to get it up on the blog until tomorrow night. She is such a stinker. . .
Ahhhhh! Don't cha just wish you would've come up with one or two of these on your own? Soooo spot on (giggles at the "Spot" on reference...pretty sad when I crack myself up ;) ).